Showing posts with label absurdity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurdity. Show all posts

Monday, March 12, 2012

What do they do with the stuff they take out?

I'm walking past this pizza joint on 4th Ave. downtown, and they got this sign outside the store. They make vegan pizza and they make gluten free pizza. I didn't have time to go in, but I was wondering: if I asked them to put some of the gluten they take out of the other pizzas on mine, could they? Would they? What do they do with the gluten they take out of gluten pizza?

Saturday, March 10, 2012

The City That Never Sleeps

Here's the scenario:
It's 4AM. You were out partying earlier and now you're home. You try to sleep but you just can't seem to drop off. You don't know what's wrong. You just toss and turn, get up, get a drink of water, go back to bed, turn and toss, get up and go into the bathroom. You turn on the light, look at yourself in the mirror. Gah! Your hair! What a friggin' mess! What are you going to do?

Well, it's New York, the 24 hour hair and spa party to the rescue!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Grammar lesson

I keep seeing this poster for Mia Hamm - you can see one here  - and every time I do I wonder why nobody ever mentions her grammatically correct sister, Ima.

Don't you?