Friday, August 28, 2015

Where's the comma?

Angry man into his cell phone:

Who do you think I am? Anthony Stupid?

So who the hell is Anthony Stupid?

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Emergency notification absurdity

I should've taken a picture.

Engraved onto the push bar of the glass doors it said "for use in an emergency pull."

So does that mean I can push when it's not an emergency?"